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I've gotten this in my email a few times, figured I might as well post it. Seems like it would be fun to do.


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat ! with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

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When I was a cop we had a guy who would take his hand held radar gun and wait for a huge clump of cars then he would point it at them all give it a good shot and watch about 4 out of the 30 cars slam on their breaks. He would then laugh his ass off. Pretty funny to watch and see who has radar detectors...amazine the things that some cops would come up with while on patrol.
 

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I like the last one "........We are going to have to let you go....."
 

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I had a forum trackday that I paid for and couldn't go....instead of paypal ing me the money, I decided ona check so I could avoid the 3% fee's.....the guy who was organizing it is a huge jokester and in the memo section he wrote "For sexual favors" Worst part of it is that I had him mail it to work.......and the owner of the company opens 100% of the mail that comes intot he building
 
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