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Brahptimus Prime
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A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes
better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy,
you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can
come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving
you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may
get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the
driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the
stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands
at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going
to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going
to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less
enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see
the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will
have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with
sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down
like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will
gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once
you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once
you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy
 
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