[rican1884]

One night in dark ass alaska in December me and my boy went on a drinking binge that night. He's married and lived on base i was 20 and lived in the dorms. We decide to play Lord of the rings on PS2 starting at 8 am, i'm drinking Cap and coke 50/50. Well i'm drunk as hell by the time 4pm rolls around can't even stand up and disoriented. But we beat the game that day. So i had to take a leak, apparently i headed toward the basement instead of upstairs to the bathroom. But his wife turned me into the right direction. so i head upstairs never to be seen again.

Next morning i wake up with a hell of a hangover and everybody is wondering where i had been. apparently i passed out in the spare bedroom. So i go about my ways for the next 6 months partying and doing what i do. Dre tells me that krystal (Wife) found some papers that looked water damaged and if i had brought up any drinks when i slept up there. I told them no, but I do remember having a dream from that night that we were playing LOTR that i had gone upstairs and took a piss in the drawer.

Needless to say it wasn't a dream....

 

[ronaldo9]

Went to visit a friend in Maine and on the way home stopped off I495 in New Hampshire to get gas. Before I get back on the highway I get pulled over by an SUV. Cops says license and registration, do you know why I pulled you over. I said officer I have no idea did I make an illegal turn or something out of the gas station. He says no I guess you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. (I'm confused as hell right now). He says we just got word that there was a bank robbery with the description of a black/hispanic male wearing a skull cap and gray sweatshirt.
Guess what I was wearing.
So he asks where I'm coming from and where I'm going like 3 times trying to catch me in a lie but I'm legit and so are my paperwork. He lets me go and that was the first time I've ever been racially profiled.
DWB - Driving while Black

 

[motomummy]

One day on the r1forum i asked a very stupid question...:shock

 

[Biga]

One day on the r1forum i asked a very stupid question...:shock

But it turned out so good for you

 

[Grandevil]

What question was that?

P.S. I just noticed I broke 500 posts...do i get a cookie?

 

[dirtmoto228]

What question was that?

P.S. I just noticed I broke 500 posts...do i get a cookie?

yes... but you have to go get it

 

[motomummy]

mel i hope you're kidding? It ended up being the start of MotoMummy

http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115438

 

[dirtmoto228]

lol... poor guy

 

[Fukucacheme]

jes even i knew that.

 

[dirtmoto228]

did you like not know about the Michelin man or something? I don't man to give you more crap about it, im actually curious... and im giving you a chance to give a good excuse.

 

[motomummy]

lol i'll be honest. nope, never paid enough attention to it to really notice. Just one of those really stupid moments in your life LOL just never paid enough attention to it haha

 

[dirtmoto228]

 

[Fukucacheme]

now he's motomummy.

corey, do you happen to remember if my bigger order went out today? The one with the Magical components and prostacks and such? just wondering thats all

 

[dirtmoto228]

now he's motomummy.

it was meant to be lol

 

[Plastic Cup Politics]

mel i hope you're kidding? It ended up being the start of MotoMummy

http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115438

poor guy. Well you've come a long way now.

 

[Grandevil]

mel i hope you're kidding? It ended up being the start of MotoMummy

http://www.r1-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115438

BWAHAHAHAH!! THAT MADE MY NIGHT! I love you even more now man, seriously.

That is just too classic.

The mummy is way better anyways though.

 

[motomummy]

lol mel i thought you knew how the name started

Glad I could share w/ ya

 

[loren]

Ouch, 33 pages of crap for that ? and you turned it into a business name:lol. Kind of surprising you don't sell Michelin's after all that.

 

[Sarahj]

i guess i don't really have any crazy stories.... when i was younger i threw up so hard my intestine ripped away from my stomach and was hanging on my a thread and i was throwing up a massive amount of blood and blood clots. i was in the ICU for about 2 weeks... but that's about it

i have random stomach problems every now and then but i haven't for a while which is a plus!!!

 

[dirtmoto228]

The craziest thing that happend to me once was when I drank 13 shots of Jager, and smoked like three bowls... I basically sat in a big lazy-boy armchair near the entrance to a side porch, and abut every 30 mins or so I would get up, stumble out, and puke my guts out for 5 mins, and stumble back into the armchair; for the whole night.

Somehow I managed to keep the puke outside.

I havent been able to take a single shot of Jager since without gagging and and dry heaving, and I've never smoked that much pot since lol.

but not nearly as bad as Sarah's - sorry to hear about that...