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One night in dark ass alaska in December me and my boy went on a drinking binge that night. He's married and lived on base i was 20 and lived in the dorms. We decide to play Lord of the rings on PS2 starting at 8 am, i'm drinking Cap and coke 50/50. Well i'm drunk as hell by the time 4pm rolls around can't even stand up and disoriented. But we beat the game that day. So i had to take a leak, apparently i headed toward the basement instead of upstairs to the bathroom. But his wife turned me into the right direction. so i head upstairs never to be seen again.

Next morning i wake up with a hell of a hangover and everybody is wondering where i had been. apparently i passed out in the spare bedroom. So i go about my ways for the next 6 months partying and doing what i do. Dre tells me that krystal (Wife) found some papers that looked water damaged and if i had brought up any drinks when i slept up there. I told them no, but I do remember having a dream from that night that we were playing LOTR that i had gone upstairs and took a piss in the drawer.

Needless to say it wasn't a dream....
 

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Went to visit a friend in Maine and on the way home stopped off I495 in New Hampshire to get gas. Before I get back on the highway I get pulled over by an SUV. Cops says license and registration, do you know why I pulled you over. I said officer I have no idea did I make an illegal turn or something out of the gas station. He says no I guess you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. (I'm confused as hell right now). He says we just got word that there was a bank robbery with the description of a black/hispanic male wearing a skull cap and gray sweatshirt.
Guess what I was wearing.
So he asks where I'm coming from and where I'm going like 3 times trying to catch me in a lie but I'm legit and so are my paperwork. He lets me go and that was the first time I've ever been racially profiled.
DWB - Driving while Black
 

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i guess i don't really have any crazy stories.... when i was younger i threw up so hard my intestine ripped away from my stomach and was hanging on my a thread and i was throwing up a massive amount of blood and blood clots. i was in the ICU for about 2 weeks... but that's about it


i have random stomach problems every now and then but i haven't for a while which is a plus!!!
 

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The craziest thing that happend to me once was when I drank 13 shots of Jager, and smoked like three bowls... I basically sat in a big lazy-boy armchair near the entrance to a side porch, and abut every 30 mins or so I would get up, stumble out, and puke my guts out for 5 mins, and stumble back into the armchair; for the whole night.

Somehow I managed to keep the puke outside.

I havent been able to take a single shot of Jager since without gagging and and dry heaving, and I've never smoked that much pot since lol.

but not nearly as bad as Sarah's - sorry to hear about that...
 
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