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One night in dark ass alaska in December me and my boy went on a drinking binge that night. He's married and lived on base i was 20 and lived in the dorms. We decide to play Lord of the rings on PS2 starting at 8 am, i'm drinking Cap and coke 50/50. Well i'm drunk as hell by the time 4pm rolls around can't even stand up and disoriented. But we beat the game that day. So i had to take a leak, apparently i headed toward the basement instead of upstairs to the bathroom. But his wife turned me into the right direction. so i head upstairs never to be seen again.

Next morning i wake up with a hell of a hangover and everybody is wondering where i had been. apparently i passed out in the spare bedroom. So i go about my ways for the next 6 months partying and doing what i do. Dre tells me that krystal (Wife) found some papers that looked water damaged and if i had brought up any drinks when i slept up there. I told them no, but I do remember having a dream from that night that we were playing LOTR that i had gone upstairs and took a piss in the drawer.

Needless to say it wasn't a dream....
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Grandevil said:
What question was that?

P.S. I just noticed I broke 500 i get a cookie?
yes... but you have to go get it
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did you like not know about the Michelin man or something? I don't man to give you more crap about it, im actually curious... and im giving you a chance to give a good excuse.
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Fukucacheme said:
now he's motomummy.
it was meant to be lol
The craziest thing that happend to me once was when I drank 13 shots of Jager, and smoked like three bowls... I basically sat in a big lazy-boy armchair near the entrance to a side porch, and abut every 30 mins or so I would get up, stumble out, and puke my guts out for 5 mins, and stumble back into the armchair; for the whole night.

Somehow I managed to keep the puke outside.

I havent been able to take a single shot of Jager since without gagging and and dry heaving, and I've never smoked that much pot since lol.

but not nearly as bad as Sarah's - sorry to hear about that...
silversv1k said:
ya i feel ya brother, i had the bright idea of drinking a whole bottle of goldschlager on new years eve, well i did it but it didnt go over so well with that hot wings and pizza that i ate right before, i also made the mistake instead of drinking straight from the bottle in 3 big gulps and not taking shots throughout the night, so when the ball was dropping i was hurling in the bathroom
lol yeah the idea for me was to attempt to finish a big bottle of Jager... I finished half of it lol

ow fuck... I just sneezed and farted at the same time, felt like my asshole was being ripped open...
where the fuck is Dan when I need to ease my pain by attacking his sexual orientation?
lol Im sure youve heard muuuuuuuuuuch worse, like just about another other page on this forum lol, especially in Rated R lol
wow, yeah ramming your car into someone and going to there house works REALLY well, what a fucking retard. You guys are lucky that he was that dumb, he could just have easily filed a noise complaint... instead of getting himself arrested lol.
Lol I bought my brother the Chappelle's Show dvd bundle... had the first and second seasons, and a lost episodes dvd... funny as shit.

I've always wanted to say this... fer shizzle!
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