[R1Lover]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bus t open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(******** know how to git-R-dun)

 

[Captain Squid]

Good idea

 

[Biga]

Oldie, but still good for a :laugh

 

[KWComp]

Good one, but it might be almost as old as the guy that posted it...... :laugh

 

[flounder]

Nice....

 

[Grandevil]

Nice, now if there were just a way to get them to 'escort' me down the highway at 160 mph.

 

[vman1300]

Good one, but it might be almost as old as the guy that posted it...... :laugh

Oh snap.....

 

[suds1485]

i like it...i like alot

 

[gixxerclown]

Thats A Good One