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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids. "
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly," No, I'm your
son's teacher
 

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flounder said:
I was hoping for more sexy pics of GSX-r600 girl..


Good joke though.
What kind of pics were you expecting with a title "I think your the father of one of my kids" ? Me giving birth...

 

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at the story and all of the replies....

I hope i never get caught up like that
 

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Gsx-r600 girl said:
What kind of pics were you expecting with a title "I think your the father of one of my kids" ? Me giving birth...

Beggers cant be choosers. I take what I can get.
 

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Im just about to loose my mind at work today. I am basically amusing myself just so I dont go bat shit crazy while Im here at my client..
 
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