[motomummy]

We got this via email and we aren't sure exactly what this means...Erin was hoping that mel could let her know LOL

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I love you guys.
Go smack Corey for me and tell him I said "Mel is My valentine bitch"
And he thought I was getting a restraining order ha

Thanks Erin

 

[Captain Squid]

lol

 

[Fukucacheme]

:thankyou:rofl

 

[Putty]

I mail ordered Mel in for tomorrow. She's my valentine...Got a gift in a box for her.

 

[Fukucacheme]

I mail ordered Mel in for tomorrow. She's my valentine...Got a gift in a box for her.

oh ya well she's mine so dont bother sending:moon

 

[Putty]

oh ya well she's mine so dont bother sending:moon

You're out for your heartless slampig thread....:tongue

 

[Fukucacheme]

no im not i had to go back and clarify it on the board. im not a womanizer:spank

 

[R1Lover]

 

[Putty]

no im not i had to go back and clarify it on the board. im not a womanizer:spank

lmao! Does she believe you is the question. I'll tell you we have our Valen dinner. Surf & Turf then BDSM...:biggrin

 

[motomummy]

hahaha posting customers emails isn't our policy, but this one broke the mold so much we just had to do it LOL

 

[Captain Squid]

We get some funny one's too Corey..... The most popular is:

"I'd like to check the status of my order".............No name, no conformation number, no nothing.and the email address is something that you couldn't tell anyway (Like [email protected] .com) Some say the email is from XXXX XXXXX and gives a name but most don't

 

[KWComp]

hahaha posting customers emails isn't our policy, but this one broke the mold so much we just had to do it LOL

Now your probably going to get slammed with em from the whole board.

 

[motomummy]

captain i have no idea what you're talking about...we don't ever get like 20 of those a day LOL

 

[motomummy]

i can't believe mel hasn't found this yet LOL we are getting emails about her now...amazing...she's famous

 

[Grandevil]

He sent that in an order?

When it comes to Valentines Day I'm pretty easy... loneliness will do that lol. So it's first come first serve and fuk asked me to be his valentine first. :biggrin

 

[THE SRADIATOR]

We get some funny one's too Corey..... The most popular is:

"I'd like to check the status of my order".............No name, no conformation number, no nothing.and the email address is something that you couldn't tell anyway (Like [email protected] .com) Some say the email is from XXXX XXXXX and gives a name but most don't

You have to reply with something like..." Your order has been filled" The Big Bubba 18 incher is on backorder but The BIG Jim vibrator has been shipped along with the "warm me all over" personal lubricant. We hope you enjoy your order and will ship Big Bubba once we receive it"

This should thoroughly confuse the hell out of the sender!

 

[Captain Squid]

You have to reply with something like..." Your order has been filled" The Big Bubba 18 incher is on backorder but The BIG Jim vibrator has been shipped along with the "warm me all over" personal lubricant. We hope you enjoy your order and will ship Big Bubba once we receive it"

This should thoroughly confuse the hell out of the sender!

It's hard to stay professional about it sometimes

 

[Captain Squid]

We should have a "Look at the email I got today" section for the sponsors to post up anonymously

 

[Grandevil]

That would be pretty funny

 

[THE SRADIATOR]

When all else fails, what you are left with is your sense of humor to get you thru...
It saves my a$$ on a regular basis!