1. If we are under the same roof all day, we have spent the day together.
1. If we spent all day together--that was quality time no matter what we were doing.
1. If we spent the whole day with you last month, we don't need to do it again for the rest of the year.
1. If we told you we loved you in the last year, we don't need to say it again!
1. If we pay all the bills, rent, electric, food, etc, then we obviously love you.
1. If Number one immediately above is false, then we're just waiting for the next best thing that comes along.
1. If Number one immediately above is true, what are you complaining about--we're supporting your dependent @ss!
1. Don't ever ask me to make a decision between my bikes, cars and you: you will loose.
1. Don't ask us when we are going to get married, b/c if you are asking and we haven't asked, we're not going to--didn't you get the memo.
1. If we had sex and it wasn't anygood you'll never know, b/c you will never hear from us again.
1. If you stop sexing us, we will leave.
1. If you stop cooking for us we will leave.
1. If you stop cleaning and washing for us we will leave.
1. We will leave anyway, it's just a matter of time before we find the next best thing!
1. If you disagree with any of these rules, we don't care!