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-Singing Comedians: you're not funny! And neither are you ventriloquist guy! What were you thinking?! No seriously, whats with the ventriloquist comedian? It's creepy. :shock

-Eating at the Gym Guy:
I swear to god I saw a guy pedaling on a bike (next to me) and eating peanut M&Ms at the same time. peanut freaking M&Ms!!!
That's just not right. There's also a guy that likes to eat a bite of a protein bar in between sets while doing lat pull downs.


-Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks.

-Cheap toilet paper: I just have to use twice as much as the good toilet paper.
You're not saving yourself money.

-Automated Bathrooms: Auto flush toilet, auto soap dispenser, auto hand dryer...why do I still have to touch the door handle to get out?


-Trans Fat: :dunnoI seriously doubt its existence. I see a lot of "zero trans fat!" advertising on packages but I've never actually seen anything with trans fat in it. I think they're just making stuff up now so that when we're not having any of the imaginary bad substance we can feel better about ourselves.
(Yeah I know it's in some of the fast food cooking oils). On a related note, "fat free" cookies.
Liars!

You guys have any? :biggrin
 

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Yeah you def think twice about the ambulance thing when you're the one waiting on it
 

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Grandevil said:
-Singing Comedians: you're not funny! And neither are you ventriloquist guy! What were you thinking?! No seriously, whats with the ventriloquist comedian? It's creepy. :shock

-Eating at the Gym Guy:
I swear to god I saw a guy pedaling on a bike (next to me) and eating peanut M&Ms at the same time. peanut freaking M&Ms!!!
That's just not right. There's also a guy that likes to eat a bite of a protein bar in between sets while doing lat pull downs.


-Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks.

-Cheap toilet paper: I just have to use twice as much as the good toilet paper.
You're not saving yourself money.

-Automated Bathrooms: Auto flush toilet, auto soap dispenser, auto hand dryer...why do I still have to touch the door handle to get out?


-Trans Fat: :dunnoI seriously doubt its existence. I see a lot of "zero trans fat!" advertising on packages but I've never actually seen anything with trans fat in it. I think they're just making stuff up now so that when we're not having any of the imaginary bad substance we can feel better about ourselves.
(Yeah I know it's in some of the fast food cooking oils). On a related note, "fat free" cookies.
Liars!

You guys have any? :biggrin
Ok first off, yes, actually Steven Lynch (the singing guy) is fucking hilarious, and so is Jeff Dunham (the ventriloquist) although granted, sometimes it trips me out a little :tongue.

Crazy gym guys yeah
retarded

Ambulance thing I 100% agree with you on. Get out of their fucking way people! And its the same for cops; not as important as ambulances and fire trucks, but still, move bitch, get out da way!

I just use alot of toilet paper period

The bathrooms at the school I go to can open with the push of the button (technically its for handicapped people, but fuck it) I just push it with my elbow or something.

Others:
hot dogs 10, hog dog buns 8... wtf? I still haven't figured that one out.

People that say your racist if your against illegal immigration. :flip:flip:flip <---- that just straight up pisses me off.
 

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Plastic Cup Politics said:
ventriloquist comedians USUALLY aren't funny, but Jeff Dunham is freaking hilarious.
:thankyou

have you seen the one where he actually does stand up w/o the puppets? not too bad, but hes funnier with them.
 

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I digress. I HATE singing/ventriloquist comedians. It screams "I'm just not funny enough without a gimmick".
 

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Grandevil;17602 -Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks. [/quote said:
get used to it i just go around assholes with the ambulance and scare the shit out of people with the firetruck. fuck you im bigger i will win.

dirtmoto228 said:
I always think of that shit, but thats because Im almost an emt. Just have to pass the test, and I can get a job driving lol
good luck with that. i actually have to get into a refresher class asap
 

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Ah hell.......Gym pet peeves......I have a TON of em.

-The guys in the locker room that stand at the sink NAKED, while they shave, comb their hair and brush their teeth. I mean seriously, WTF, is that really necessary?

-This ones bad.....but there is some old dude at our gym that is their once in a while, not really a regular. But he fuggin blow dries his ass crack and balls. And I am not talking discretely here, we are talking one leg up on the fuggin counter that three other people are standing at doing their thing.

-People that carry their cell phones in the gym

-People that carry ther cell phoned in the gym and sit on piece of equipment while carrying on a conversation or text message!

Non gym related.......

People that get pissed off when you flash them with your brights to pass. I mean HELLO...the manufacturers dont make the brights switch spring loaded for the hell of it, its called "Flash to pass"

I am sure I could come up with more......but lets hear what you guys have....
 

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suds1485 said:
get used to it i just go around assholes with the ambulance and scare the shit out of people with the firetruck. fuck you im bigger i will win.

good luck with that. i actually have to get into a refresher class asap
Thanks, I'm actually shooting for firefighting. I'm taking the Academy in Fall, and then I'll just volunteer for a few years or so until I finish my AS and BS.

You renewing your cert?
 

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Just experienced one last night...For those of us who live in an apartment complex... When some moron is sitting at the gate code panel trying to call whoever their visiting causing a nice line to back up. All you gotta do is pull forward/over and let the person behind you open it. Or have the person your visiting not be dumb and give you the code before hand.
 

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I think I would prefer it to be non gated... I mean it's not like they really secure anything when all you gotta do is wait for someone to come in or out and drive in after them. Plus most of those places the gate is open all day anyway, ours is open till 7pm. As long as I have a garage I'm good...
 
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