Yeah you def think twice about the ambulance thing when you're the one waiting on it
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What's Going on Here?!? Life's Annoyances/Oddities
-Singing Comedians: you're not funny! And neither are you ventriloquist guy! What were you thinking?! No seriously, whats with the ventriloquist comedian? It's creepy. :shock
-Eating at the Gym Guy:
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I swear to god I saw a guy pedaling on a bike (next to me) and eating peanut M&Ms at the same time. peanut freaking M&Ms!!!
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That's just not right. There's also a guy that likes to eat a bite of a protein bar in between sets while doing lat pull downs.
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-Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks.
-Cheap toilet paper: I just have to use twice as much as the good toilet paper.
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You're not saving yourself money.
-Automated Bathrooms: Auto flush toilet, auto soap dispenser, auto hand dryer...why do I still have to touch the door handle to get out?
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-Trans Fat: :dunnoI seriously doubt its existence. I see a lot of "zero trans fat!" advertising on packages but I've never actually seen anything with trans fat in it. I think they're just making stuff up now so that when we're not having any of the imaginary bad substance we can feel better about ourselves.
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(Yeah I know it's in some of the fast food cooking oils). On a related note, "fat free" cookies.
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Liars!
You guys have any? :biggrin
-Eating at the Gym Guy:
-Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks.
-Cheap toilet paper: I just have to use twice as much as the good toilet paper.
-Automated Bathrooms: Auto flush toilet, auto soap dispenser, auto hand dryer...why do I still have to touch the door handle to get out?
-Trans Fat: :dunnoI seriously doubt its existence. I see a lot of "zero trans fat!" advertising on packages but I've never actually seen anything with trans fat in it. I think they're just making stuff up now so that when we're not having any of the imaginary bad substance we can feel better about ourselves.
You guys have any? :biggrin
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I always think of that shit, but thats because Im almost an emt. Just have to pass the test, and I can get a job driving lol
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Ok first off, yes, actually Steven Lynch (the singing guy) is fucking hilarious, and so is Jeff Dunham (the ventriloquist) although granted, sometimes it trips me out a little :tongue.Grandevil said:-Singing Comedians: you're not funny! And neither are you ventriloquist guy! What were you thinking?! No seriously, whats with the ventriloquist comedian? It's creepy. :shock
-Eating at the Gym Guy:I swear to god I saw a guy pedaling on a bike (next to me) and eating peanut M&Ms at the same time. peanut freaking M&Ms!!!![]()
That's just not right. There's also a guy that likes to eat a bite of a protein bar in between sets while doing lat pull downs.![]()
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-Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks.
-Cheap toilet paper: I just have to use twice as much as the good toilet paper.You're not saving yourself money.![]()
-Automated Bathrooms: Auto flush toilet, auto soap dispenser, auto hand dryer...why do I still have to touch the door handle to get out?![]()
-Trans Fat: :dunnoI seriously doubt its existence. I see a lot of "zero trans fat!" advertising on packages but I've never actually seen anything with trans fat in it. I think they're just making stuff up now so that when we're not having any of the imaginary bad substance we can feel better about ourselves.(Yeah I know it's in some of the fast food cooking oils). On a related note, "fat free" cookies.![]()
Liars!![]()
You guys have any? :biggrin
Crazy gym guys yeah
Ambulance thing I 100% agree with you on. Get out of their fucking way people! And its the same for cops; not as important as ambulances and fire trucks, but still, move bitch, get out da way!
I just use alot of toilet paper period
The bathrooms at the school I go to can open with the push of the button (technically its for handicapped people, but fuck it) I just push it with my elbow or something.
Others:
hot dogs 10, hog dog buns 8... wtf? I still haven't figured that one out.
People that say your racist if your against illegal immigration. :flip:flip:flip <---- that just straight up pisses me off.
ventriloquist comedians USUALLY aren't funny, but Jeff Dunham is freaking hilarious.
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:thankyouPlastic Cup Politics said:ventriloquist comedians USUALLY aren't funny, but Jeff Dunham is freaking hilarious.![]()
have you seen the one where he actually does stand up w/o the puppets? not too bad, but hes funnier with them.
oh yeah, and Stephen Lynch is funny as hell to.
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Well to each their own, but either way it's all an act, whether it involves a puppet, a guitar, or just a microphone.
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Grandevil;17602 -Not moving for the Ambulance: This is my BIGGEST traffic pet peeve. I want to kill these people! All I can think of is "what if the person they were trying to save died because they got there 30 seconds too late because they had to wait for the light to change so that guy/girl whoever didn't have to change their route to wherever?" Same goes for fire trucks. [/quote said:get used to it i just go around assholes with the ambulance and scare the shit out of people with the firetruck. fuck you im bigger i will win.
good luck with that. i actually have to get into a refresher class asapdirtmoto228 said:I always think of that shit, but thats because Im almost an emt. Just have to pass the test, and I can get a job driving lol![]()
Not a problem for us low lifes who live in a non-gated apartment
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