4) Getting her blood all over your carpet.
What's Worse?
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo; or
3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo; or
3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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maybee he had massive fingers:shifty
ha ha ya right
and what guy wouldnt wake up to someone touching there dick. I mean my girl does it to me all the time, but i just pretend to sleep through it so i dont have to do any work
ha ha ya right
and what guy wouldnt wake up to someone touching there dick. I mean my girl does it to me all the time, but i just pretend to sleep through it so i dont have to do any work
Damn............ poor guy on all of them
4) Being foolish enough to take your wedding ring to your girlfriends and expect not to get caught.
5)being a big enough d bag to have a wife and a girlfriend...
Amen.Mphis Style said:5)being a big enough d bag to have a wife and a girlfriend...
Unless of course your wife is down with that, some people are. Then there are the swingers...strange people.
True... lol.. I'll never understand it.Grandevil said:Amen.
Unless of course your wife is down with that, some people are. Then there are the swingers...strange people.
Things that suck, ALL 5 of 'EM!
I just hope to hell this isn't a true story lol
i think 6 is the worse....
6) having an object sharp enough to cut off a wedding ring near your hoohoo....
Can any guy imagine having a dremel near their cack??? :shudder :faints
6) having an object sharp enough to cut off a wedding ring near your hoohoo....
Can any guy imagine having a dremel near their cack??? :shudder :faints
^ how about a demmel near your hoohoo let alone your crack
I would prefer to never have to use a dremmel anywhere on my person, lol
I have a friend who is a nurse, she's in Recovery lately, but used to work in the ER,,, She has the stories!!
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