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True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo; or
3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
 

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i think 6 is the worse....

6) having an object sharp enough to cut off a wedding ring near your hoohoo....

Can any guy imagine having a dremel near their cack??? :shudder :faints
 

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I have a friend who is a nurse, she's in Recovery lately, but used to work in the ER,,, She has the stories!!
 
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