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I got this in an email earlier and thought some of them were pretty funny...

ZEN SARCASM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave methehell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leakytire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probablyworth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
 

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@ 19

The captain................must..............refuse........................from saying....................that..........to his wife
 

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capt your stupid....


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yeah cant wake up to shit... thats the worst
 
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